GET THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CULT, I MEAN BRAND.

If you are curious about how this project was born, get ready to cry, laugh and fart a little.

TIMELINE OF HOW THE FUCK THIS HAPPENED

July 1997


I was born — full of potential and just the right amount of chaos.

2003

My personality and creative flow started growing at an exponential rate. I told my mom I wanted to be a Clown, bringing happiness seems like a humble career to me.

2018

Began studying Advertising at my university while working at a digital marketing agency. Balancing strategy and school became my new normal. Say "Hello" to Jorge, my exboss who never knew I would post this in my brand haha.

2020

Invited to speak at multiple marketing expos, sharing insights about experiential marketing and the emotional power of connection in branding. I wasn’t just doing marketing — I was advocating for marketing with soul. (I also shared my love for balloons!)

Late 2020

Graduated with a degree in Advertising.
By that time, I already had almost 3 years of professional experience under my belt.


2021

Worked at another agency, where I led commercial shoots, developed bold branding concepts, and survived being insulted by the marketing manager of Toyo Tires (sadly, not a joke). Also discovered a new love: making my own digital designs in Photoshop.

2021

Became Marketing Manager at an online pharmacy. That same year, I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer — despite never having smoked a thing in my life. Ce est la vie. I had surgery, a full thyroidectomy.

Late 2021

Along with the surgery came a new condition: hypocalcemia, or as I started calling it — Bad Calcium. Basically I rebranded it.

2022

Moved to Orlando to live with my brother. I could barely speak, but I kept practicing so my voice could get better. The dream of returning to marketing never left my mind.

2023

As a line cook, I got my first car (a beautiful 2013 Charger with a white stripe), kept working on my English, and felt my voice getting stronger. I was still taking supplements for my “Bad Calcium,” and still chasing creative recovery.

2023

Applied to every marketing job I could find. Took all the certifications on Indeed. Survived over 16 interviews with no results. After six months of research, rejection, and resilience, I made a decision: it was time to change cities. I WAS HEARTBROKEN BUT NOT DEFEATED.

2024

I arrived loud, weird, and proud — with a deep love for clowns. Started working at a dispensary (because honestly, what cooler place than where people are happy and there’s security on site?) and applying for more marketing positions. THEN NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED.

2024

SINCE I DIDN'T GET ANY INTERVIEW, I SAID I DONT NEED THEM. I WILL CREATE MY OWN BRAND WHERE I WILL BE THE CLIENT I NEVER HAD AND I WILL PUSH MYSELF TO EXPLORE WHAT I AM TRULY CAPABLE OF CREATIVELY. FUCK THAT SHIT, with all due respect.

Late 2024

While struggling to name my creative project, my Russian boyfriend jokingly bullied me into calling it Bad Calcium — the way I refer to my hypocalcemia. I laughed hard.
And in that moment, everything made sense.
I would
laugh at my own tragedy, and I would share that laughter with everyone.

⬇️Real sketches of a couple of ideas⬇️

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Enjoy my

Clown poster

Tattoos

One of my clowns

Me trying

A circus photoshoot

Frequently Asked Questions

Each piece is designed (and sometimes painted, burned, or bleached) by one girl with too many feelings and a love for chaos. Every product reflects my growth as an artist — some are printed in small batches, and others are one-of-one experimental creations. No two drops are the same.

Most items are limited editions. Once they sell out, they’re gone for good — unless the clowns demand an encore. If something comes back, it’ll probably look a little different. That's the point.

Printed tees: Cold wash, inside out, hang dry.

Bleached or painted items: Gentle hand wash or spot clean only. These are wearable art — treat them with care.

If you're unsure, email me. I'd rather answer than have you ruin a masterpiece.

Please allow 7-10 business days for processing. I’m a one-woman circus and each piece is handled with care. You’ll get an email with tracking once your order is on the way.

I do this for the love of our small 🩷🤍🖤Clown/Weirdo community🩷🤍🖤.

Because everything is made or altered by hand, I do not accept returns or exchanges unless there’s a mistake on my end. That said, if something arrives damaged or weird, please email me and I’ll make it right.

Please pay attention to the sizes so you can get the right one for you. If you want more urban style cut, get 2 sizes more your own size. If I dont have your size, you can e-mail me and I will do everything I can to get you a piece of this collection.

At the moment, custom orders are very limited. I’ll occasionally offer slots for custom bleach, paint, or lettering pieces. Follow me on Instagram or join the mailing list for updates.

It means broken bones, soft hearts, weird art, and a refusal to be palatable.

It means being loud, messy, and real.

It means I made this for you — and for me.

If you want to check the full story, please click About Me in the header or footer.