🔪 I’M HIS FAVORITE EX

Because closure is overrated.

A sweet silhouette with a slasher twist — this crop top is for the dangerously unforgettable. Featuring a doll in a Jason mask and a bow, this piece laughs in the face of emotional healing and ghosts every therapist’s advice.

✦ Features:

• Black crop top with satirical horror flair

• Text overlay: “I’m His Favorite Ex” (he knows it too)

• Japanese glitch text for ✨extra bad calcium✨

• Perfect for blocking him again — in style

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🎨 Fresh Ink, Baby
We don’t make it until you want it. That means it is created especially for you! Give us 7-10 business days to slap this beauty onto cotton and ship it your way.

🔮 Every piece comes with a handcrafted good luck enchantment — no rituals, just vibes.
You're not just buying a shirt, you're helping make someone's weird little dream come true.

Sorry I’m not as fast as fast fashion,
but this has all the love they forgot to pack.