🧨 Slipknoot Tee – The Penguin Pit Awakens

This shirt shouldn’t exist…
But it does.
And now you do too.

A cursed mashup of penguin absurdity and nu-metal chaos, this tee features the most unholy version of Slipknot ever imagined — Slipknoot. It’s noise. It’s nonsense. It’s art. Probably.

🖤 Product Details:

• Printed on 7.5 oz heavyweight cotton – made to survive the mosh pit and your laundry

• Oversized fit – because penguins need room to rage
  

• Design includes Japanese katakana and nonsense (because why not?)

• Comes with a good luck enchantment, infused by the ghost of a disgruntled band kid

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🎨 Fresh Ink, Baby
We don’t make it until you want it. That means it is created especially for you! Give us 7-10 business days to slap this beauty onto cotton and ship it your way.

🔮 Every piece comes with a handcrafted good luck enchantment — no rituals, just vibes.
You're not just buying a shirt, you're helping make someone's weird little dream come true.

Sorry I’m not as fast as fast fashion,
but this has all the love they forgot to pack.