🪦 Support Your Local Cemetery Tee

Because flowers die. Friends ghost. But the cemetery? Always there for you.

This bold oversized shirt features a disturbingly cheerful grave-digger mouse reminding you to keep it local — and maybe a little deranged. Perfect for the goth who's nostalgic and nihilistic.

💀 Product Details:

• 7.5 oz heavyweight cotton – built to outlive your enemies

• Oversized fit – roomy enough for existential dread

• DTF printed front: bold, dark, unapologetically cursed

• Printed on blanks you’ll want to be buried in (not literally... unless?)

• Hand-enchanted with good luck (no, seriously)

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🎨 Fresh Ink, Baby
We don’t make it until you want it. That means it is created especially for you! Give us 7-10 business days to slap this beauty onto cotton and ship it your way.

🔮 Every piece comes with a handcrafted good luck enchantment — no rituals, just vibes.
You're not just buying a shirt, you're helping make someone's weird little dream come true.

Sorry I’m not as fast as fast fashion,
but this has all the love they forgot to pack.