🎀 We Are Not Your Kind Tee – Slipknot but Make It Adorable (and Slightly Threatening)

What happens when a heavy metal anthem meets graphic design choices made by a demon-possessed kawaii girl?
You get this tee: soft, cute, and quietly judging everyone who doesn't get the reference.

This is aggressively not your kind, in candy-pink lettering and sickeningly sweet irony.

⚡ Product Details:

• 7.5 oz heavyweight cotton – soft enough to hug your trauma

• Oversized fit – for emotional comfort and mental moshing

• Bold front text + ironic Slipknot logo in Barbie pink (hell yes)

• For fans of chaos, core mashups, and unholy aesthetics

• Blessed with a good luck enchantment and a light curse of nonconformity

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🎨 Fresh Ink, Baby
We don’t make it until you want it. That means it is created especially for you! Give us 7-10 business days to slap this beauty onto cotton and ship it your way.

🔮 Every piece comes with a handcrafted good luck enchantment — no rituals, just vibes.
You're not just buying a shirt, you're helping make someone's weird little dream come true.

Sorry I’m not as fast as fast fashion,
but this has all the love they forgot to pack.