☠️ Blind Date Tee – Would You Die for Love or Just Look Like It?

Some dates go well.
Some end in ghosting.
And some leave you staring into the void with empty eye sockets and a cute outfit.

The Blind Date tee is for those who flirt with death, trust no one, and somehow still say “lol” after sending a risky text. Featuring a clean graphic skull, bold typography, and cult-corporate branding in Japanese — this shirt is pure sarcastic doomcore.

🖤 Product Details:

• 7.5 oz heavyweight cotton – for that durable “buried alive” feeling

• Oversized fit – like you're being held by the void

• Crisp high-quality print, no nonsense

• Japanese katakana translates to “Blind Date,” in case your ex is reading it

• Comes with a good luck enchantment (we tried, no guarantees)

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🎨 Fresh Ink, Baby
We don’t make it until you want it. That means it is created especially for you! Give us 7-10 business days to slap this beauty onto cotton and ship it your way.

🔮 Every piece comes with a handcrafted good luck enchantment — no rituals, just vibes.
You're not just buying a shirt, you're helping make someone's weird little dream come true.

Sorry I’m not as fast as fast fashion,
but this has all the love they forgot to pack.