🖤 I’ve Never Been Deader Tee

Because life’s a joke and you’re the punchline… but you still look cute as hell (or from it).

This tee features a zombified kitten with a bow and dead eyes, pixel text that screams ✨emotional damage✨, and enough dark glitter energy to make your therapist raise an eyebrow.

☠️ Product Details:

• Printed on 7.5 oz heavyweight cotton – built for heartbreak and heatwaves

• Oversized fit – because your feelings need space
  

• Perfect for goth girls, sadboys, and hello kitty fans with unresolved rage

• Charged with a handmade good luck enchantment (yes, really)

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🎨 Fresh Ink, Baby
We don’t make it until you want it. That means it is created especially for you! Give us 7-10 business days to slap this beauty onto cotton and ship it your way.

🔮 Every piece comes with a handcrafted good luck enchantment — no rituals, just vibes.
You're not just buying a shirt, you're helping make someone's weird little dream come true.

Sorry I’m not as fast as fast fashion,
but this has all the love they forgot to pack.